Every hero has his own theme song. A superhero theme song that everyone can hum to it and reconize it almost immediatly. So i thought, how about wrinting a theme song for Cpt Boleh?

Now, i wished i can get talented musicians like namewee to write a tune for me, something like his famouse Negarakuku song; but guess he is having enough troubles now and i better leave him in peace for the mement.

It left me no choice but to... adopt any avialable songs and re-write the lyrics.

Yeah i know, copycat you said. WHO CAREs. This is what Cpt Boleh do.
Look how similar Cpt Boleh's costume is to Cpt Americanpie, how similar Bolehland's nataional flag is to Americanpie's.

This is no co-incedence, This is the Bolehland attitude : we *copy* *improvise* people's things.

Hell, even our national anthem is modified from the 40's hit song Memula Moon.
So What ? Bolehland Boleh! You dont like, Sue me or Kau Keluar !

Here's what i've come out with :
(to the tume of Spiderman, in case you have not heard of the song before, here's a Homer Simpson version of Spiderpig."

Cpt Boleh Can

Bolehman, Bolehman, Does whatever people can
Go North Pole, fly to Space, Catches Rasuahs just like flies
Look Out! Here comes Cpt Bolehman.

Is he strong? Listen bud, He's got cina babi blood.
Can he swing from the net, Take a look overhead.
Hey, there There goes Cpt Bolehman.

In the chill of night, At the scene of big projects,
Like a streak of light, He arrives just in time.

Bolehman, Bolehman, Friendly neighborhood Cpt Bolehman
Wealth and fame He's ignored , Money is his reward.
Look Out! Here comes Cpt Bolehman.

To him, life is a great big bang up
Whenever there's a fucked up
You'll find Cpt Bolehman.

For years I've been a good citizen. At least i tried to be.

Last nite i had too much coffee, woke up at 2am and began to think too much... I doubt that if what we see is what we get. Questions pop up and I am not sure if this place is safe to live anymore.

Why is our Sabthom City full of Pineappleno refugees? Why is that *a few*-*some*- *most* of them are holding our Sabthom City Idendity? Is it because our Mayor, the evil MusangMan, is originally from the Pineappleland too ?

Why does it take a god damn sweet 4 year to built a flyover when someone can build an airport in 6 months ?

How could the government act like nothing happened after their Muslim 007 Agent Ossu Bond loose 70 million Ringgau of the people's tax dollar at the Cassino Royale... and still he lives happliy ever after, after resignning frm the community - *without being fired* ?

How could be Sabthom City be so poooooooooooor that they cannot even affort to fix a hole on a buzy road while it used to be the richest city in the country...for decades? Where the money goes ? And yet... Sabthom City has the most weathty politicians than any other places ?

And so, i choose it to be my destiny. My destiny to give up my life as the wealty Bruce Hump and becomming an icon... to protect my fellow citizen... i chooose to be...

CAPTAIN BOLEH

your offensive but friendly neighborehood