Tuesday, July 31, 2007

For years I've been a good citizen. At least i tried to be.

Last nite i had too much coffee, woke up at 2am and began to think too much... I doubt that if what we see is what we get. Questions pop up and I am not sure if this place is safe to live anymore.

Why is our Sabthom City full of Pineappleno refugees? Why is that *a few*-*some*- *most* of them are holding our Sabthom City Idendity? Is it because our Mayor, the evil MusangMan, is originally from the Pineappleland too ?

Why does it take a god damn sweet 4 year to built a flyover when someone can build an airport in 6 months ?

How could the government act like nothing happened after their Muslim 007 Agent Ossu Bond loose 70 million Ringgau of the people's tax dollar at the Cassino Royale... and still he lives happliy ever after, after resignning frm the community - *without being fired* ?

How could be Sabthom City be so poooooooooooor that they cannot even affort to fix a hole on a buzy road while it used to be the richest city in the country...for decades? Where the money goes ? And yet... Sabthom City has the most weathty politicians than any other places ?

And so, i choose it to be my destiny. My destiny to give up my life as the wealty Bruce Hump and becomming an icon... to protect my fellow citizen... i chooose to be...

CAPTAIN BOLEH
your offensive but friendly neighborehood

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